Oh your god...

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 11/05/2013 at 09:30 • Filed to: None

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thebigbossyboss > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:31

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At least nothing of value was lost.

Desu-San-Desu > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:32

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After many years of competition, in-fighting, and selective online breeding, science has finally discovered the result of all the chaos and violence...

The Alpha Troll.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:34

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Is that...a convertible Murano?!

And God has no place here, this is clearly the work of the Devil himself.

Makoyouidiot > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:34

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Ho. Lee. Fuk.

timateo81 > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:34

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What is this? Nissan? Chrysler? ???

The Jevans > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:35

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I just threw up in my mouth a litt....nope, all over my desk. Thanks.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:35

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It gets worse when you consider how much this probably cost.

Nonster > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:35

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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT SPREADS!!!

Jayhawk Jake > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 11/05/2013 at 09:35

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The convertible Murano is nothing new.

Painting it turqoise and putting it on huge wheels? It's like adding more shit to a shit sandwich.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:36

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Oh I know it's nothing new it just really took me a minute to figure out what this monstrosity was created out of.

Jayhawk Jake > timateo81 11/05/2013 at 09:36

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Nissan Murano Cross-Cabriolet.

AKA Nissan's worst joke ever.

Kugelblitz > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:37

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I cast magic missile.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:37

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Jayhawk Jake > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/05/2013 at 09:38

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I don't even want to think about that...

MIATAAAA > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:40

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About 25% of me really wants this.

Jayhawk Jake > MIATAAAA 11/05/2013 at 09:42

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So you can destroy it to protect the innocent I presume?

MIATAAAA > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:43

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Sadly for my personal pride, no.

Maybe the wheels are a bit much.

TheBaron2112 > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:44

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If you're going to buy a ridiculous car, you may as well ridiculous the hell out of it.

I like it.

Wacko > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:46

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Actually I find it better than a stock convertible Murano

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Kugelblitz 11/05/2013 at 09:48

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Good thinking on the force spells. From the color, it might be part gem dragon.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:50

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The best/worst part is the quality of workmanship. Somewhere out there is somebody who is damn good at making Murano Cross-Cabrio donks.

BKRM3 > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 09:51

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10/10 would drive.

Jayhawk Jake > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/05/2013 at 09:54

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Someone was born to make Murano Cross-Cabrio donks. This was their calling, their 'build it and they will come'.

Wacko > Makoyouidiot 11/05/2013 at 10:02

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Sum Ting Wong

Slave2anMG > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 10:13

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Holy shuddering crap.

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 10:14

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It's an improvement.

Before it was just so terrible that it was undesirable.

Now it's like some sort of game, "Who can make the cross-cabriolet worse?"

Kugelblitz > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/05/2013 at 10:18

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Failing that Prismatic Spray for the mage whose dungeoneering skills are poor, or is too damned lazy. One spell fits most and yes, probably turquoise?

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 10:19

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This was not a cheap endeavor. Custom lift kit for Murano - expensive, certainly more so that the ubiquitous ones for Panthers and old Caprices. Enormous rims - expensive. New paint- could be done for cheap can't really tell. Custome convertible top - thats gotta be real pricey. AND the Murano Cabriolet starts at $42,000 to begin with.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Kugelblitz 11/05/2013 at 10:27

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Anything vs. reflex will probably at least hit, as will anything vs. touch, unless the DM is savvy and has pre-cast Shield - which is a cheap but surprisingly underutilized trick. Then again, only dragons and not dragon hybrids are likely to have that unless a primary spellcaster.

Jayhawk Jake > Slave2anMG 11/05/2013 at 10:34

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Nice gif

wabbastang > Wacko 11/05/2013 at 10:50

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It almost gives it purpose.

CAR_IS_MI > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 11:01

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It works because now the whole thing is bulbous.

Wacko > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 11:34

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Jayhawk Jake > Wacko 11/05/2013 at 11:35

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Perfect

Wacko > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 11:41

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One of my favorite simpsons quote, that and Jasper's "Who shot who in the what now?"

ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > Wacko 11/05/2013 at 11:53

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Wi. Ni. San.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 12:51

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This has NC tags. I'm also in North Carolina. I must find this ~$60,000 abomination. Those are probably, what, 28s or 30s? It's so ugly, yet so amazing!

911e46z06 > TheBaron2112 11/05/2013 at 13:04

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Second. I would take it auto crossing.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 13:08

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I want to see someone take those rims off and put big ass offraod tires on that thing. 'Twould be even more hilarious

Chteelers > Jayhawk Jake 11/05/2013 at 14:01

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Pay no attention to the man under the convertible top. I am the NOZ, the great and powerful!